On first night of our official vacation and childless 6 days we decide to chill at home at our pool with takeout and a movie on our outside Bali bed without a care in the world .
The following events are true and accurate :
5pm: ( chase ) hi guys I decided to come home for the evening
5pm - ( us ) cool ! Want to have dinner with us ?
- no thanks ! Seeing friends
- ps I am taking your car for the week and leaving tomorrow morning . Thanks !
7pm - I know I can't have dinner but can you pick me up at the bus anyways ?
7:30- I just have to text a few friends and then I will come outside and chat for a few mins ok ? Love you !
7:40pm - well we have chatted enough . I have to finalize my plans now . Thanks !
7:45pm - well guys plans have changed . I will stay home afterall !!!!
7:45pm - ( us ) yay!!! That is so great and we miss you and are happy to hang out with you !! What movie do you want to watch ??
7:46 pm - no mom and dad ! I invited a girl over and we are using the pool and the jacuzzi silly !!! Dad can you please put jacuzzi on for us !
Girl arrives in her bikini after chase picks her up
With our new car that he is not allowed to drive without permission
8pm- mom and dad can you do me a favour and do this pile of laundry ? I don't have time
8:15 - mom ... You guys can't come outside ok ? At all ! And we don't want the kitchen lights on so make sure not to eat your dinner in the kitchen ... Or the dining room
8:30pm - mom eat your dinner in your room ok ? ( no lights )
8:45pm - mom and dad I will treat you to a nice anniversary dinner . I will not be present but I will pay - pls leave !!!
Us ... Going about our business and packing for vacation and eating ( at a table ) .. With some lights . Actively ignoring our son while washing his laundry
1am - hear garage open and our ( new ) car driven off no txt and no telling us
2am - we call chase. Hello wtf are you ???
2am - oh I forgot to mention I am having coffee now with mike at tims hortons !!!!
2:05 am - us - you forgot yet took our car ???
2:10 am - yes I am sooooo super sorry mom and dad . Now that I live away for the summer and do my own thing I am really not used to any rules . Or really comfortable with them anymore . Maybe after vacation we can renegotiate a few things ?