Monday, June 23, 2014

Ya Ok Whatever.




We have had some chemistry me and this boy. Or so I thought anyways.

Nothing meaningful just playful flirting here and there. Harmless of course given that he is 23 and I am 42. He is a boy. But definitely a flirty one.

I mean when you are a male massage therapist and look like that it is bound to happen that you flirt with some of your client’s right? And that they kind of think you are flirting with them?

I mean it is kind of intimate to be beneath a cover while soft music is playing and one of you is rubbing done the other right? It’s all perfectly harmless and kosher since it is a massage-but still a little electricity passed between us the last few massages with my wedding ring bound tightly around my finger. Or so I thought.

Every time he greets me he touches me. He pushes the hair from my face. When he says the massage is over he whispers it into my ear in a special way. Or so I thought.

I usually ask for a woman I prefer there as she actually gives better massages. But sometimes if I feel my ego needs a little boost I will ask for himJ I mean after 18 yrs. of marriage this is normal I think?. I wouldn’t have anyone to ask as I don’t even know anyone who has been married this long to one person! (hardly anyways)

Well my ego was not boosted this time I tell you.

So I arrive and the usual “HI….you looks really pretty today!” And then he touches my arm and smiles in my face. Nice..really nice.

Then:

There is this woman behind me who is so old she even had the graciousness and manners to open a door for me when we walked in at the same time. I mean you have to be pretty gown up to remember to do that right? Kindness is a learnt skill after all.

And he looks at this Woman and says to ME “Is this your daughter?”. And goes to shake her hand!!!!

My daughter? Are you friggin blind????? She is about 28 yrs old for crying out loud? And taller than me? How they hell did you want little old me to deliver that woman???????

Is this some kind of joke????

 

All the electricity ended there. Wham! Gone! I had my massage but I ignored him the whole time.

Didn’t you know little boy that I come here specifically to have my ego boosted. And you crush me? Little itdiot!!! What did you think-I had a kid at 3 yrs old? Most people find it hard to believe I gave birth to my 12 yr old daughter (and my 14 yrs old..and my 16 yr old)…and YOU have the audacity to think I am older than my age when I was even wearing my cutest youngest outfit just for you???

Dumb silly boy.

And I gave him no tip.

Bye bye little stupid blind boy.

Go home to your mama and drink your bottle.

Maybe if I were the slight bit religious  I  would think that the Heavens were punishing me for having unpure thoughts-but hey….I just think I am being punished in general. For being 42yrs and still thinking I am 22 yrs.

 

Anyways it’s HIM that needs to be punished.

Bad bad boy.