I thought I might list my “top 5 scary mommy moments” that I have had that have all occurred within the last 48 hoursL Sad, but true.
Keeping it real! If I can share the good stuff I better damn well be willing to share the bad stuff too right?
Scary Mommy moment #1
Getting my daughters’ report card last night and having no time to look at it at all and tell her “that I am too busy working and to pls not disturb me” Forgetting to acknowledge it the next morning. Oh ya and did I mention she also “disturbed “me to tell me she loved the library book she read and loved it!
I told her to go away and pretend I did not exist for the evening
Scary Mommy moment #2
Turning a special surprise date with my son into a nightmare. I was mad at his attitude so basically screamed at him “DO YOU WANT TO BAKE A RED VELVET CAKE OR NAINIMO BARS WITH ME-HURRY UP AND CHOSE!”
Scary Mommy moment #3
Because my cleaning lady cancelled today and I am pissed off- telling my three kids that they have to come home and clean everything and do laundry themselves even though they have no clue how to and it is not their fault.
Scary Mommy moment #4
Being jealous of my daughter’s gorgeous hair. Today hers looked like butter cream and mine looks like a rat’s ass. We tried the same new hairdresser, who saved us a few dollars, but clearly preferred my daughter and decided to leave her looking like a human being. Morale of the story:Stick with your pricey hairdresser!!!!
Scary Mommy moment #5
Freaking out over both my son’s bad marks and not commenting on their great marks (yet)
Few more just because this is getting fun…
Taking my son’s cell phone away-just because. Can’t even remember why that is gone now.
Putting three xs’s within one minute on my daughter’s chore chart for the same incident because I was “triply” mad
Telling my son his long hair might have his new private high school kick him out if he does not cut it.
Marks and hair a theme here??????
Oh well. I tell myself there is always tomorrow.
And even good mommies. Have bad days.
I think tonight I will say sorry. I hope they don’t lock me out of my house.
