Tuesday, November 22, 2011

“Back to Reality To Do List” (for the taxi, planes and airports tomorrow):


Finalize Happiness Project. Plan dinner with Mom. Buy bubble bath. Lice going around school? Verify life insurance doubled for plane. Finalize living will. Ask Beauty about report card. Confirm carpool for Thursday. Snow tires? Buy new clear lip-gloss advertised in Glamour. Give Hubby his to do list for unpacking at home. Try new orange smoothies at Tim Horton’s. Make plan for Bear to gain 5 lbs! Call surgeon with update on Bear. Take a nap. Finish book.  Figure out how to be a better cook. Buy a new book. Make a list of next 30 days of meals. Deal with infected toe. Cancel tutoring . Prepare for parent teacher meetings. Do something about chipped nail polish! Text Friends. Read all my emails from work and respond. Read personal email and respond. Call kids and remind them to tidy house. Be more playful. Tell kids to jump in my bed at 6am in morning. Book mammogram! Buy mints. Jane annoyed with me? Learn basics of Spanish to be able  to write to Latin colleagues. Plan Diversity and Inclusion luncheon. Show proofs of love more often. Figure out why I am not invited to Miami. Make healthy snack list. Put exercise in blackberry. Figure out basics of I-Phones. Read camera instructions.  Be a more attentive friend. Brush and floss teeth. Buy bronzer to make tan last. Figure out how to get Bear in Sport Etudes! Figure out more details on how to trust a process. Write thank you card for condo. Pick up extra souvenirs for kids. Beauty -hair more layered?  Chase height recorded in medical book?  Figure out when to sleep if plane arriving at 1am and have to get up and hang out with kids and catch up on work at 6am? Choose flattering outfit that will show off tan for work on Thursday. Find scale at airport and get weighed to assess damage of 2 week vacation. Call Chiro. Order meds. Write high school and tell them how unfair it is that Bear could not audition for sports program! Start a petition against the school if they won’t listen! Tell my Guy how much I love him. Buy another book. Call my Mom. Hair darker or lighter in 6 weeks? Plan how to win the HR Award in 2012. Plan how to be in charge of change management at work. Create title of my book. Trust the Process! Start writing book.  Did vaccine hurt-ask Beauty? Tell kids their English written is horrible. Tell kids the movie Bad Teachers should be R rated and they are in serious trouble for renting it on ITunes. Figure out how important passing math is to future of education. Buy tampons.  Plan for alcohol withdrawal for hubby upon vacation return. Picketing in front of a high school legal in Quebec? Plan how to get back on vacation as soon as possible. Sleep?