Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Love and Hate


I have a love hate relationship with technology

 

I love being able to email and do work from home on my phone

 

I love texting with my friends and family

 

I hate having no clue how to watch TV or a DVD when I am alone (only men seem capable of Achieving this 35 step process this)

 

I love taking pics on my phone and love watching movies on Netflix

 

I can't stand the.20 remote controls it takes to watch Modern Family

 

I adore the access to email and blogs

 

I think Facebook, Pininterst and Twitter are for people who have way more time than me on their hands

 

Usually at work things run smoothly but when they don’t: total chaos ensues for my team and me .Like today. Can't do anything on my computer and I am weeping from stress

 

Yes weeping.

 

Now that I have a bit More

Of a normal life again ... Things like technology and bad grades stress me

 

Normal Life is coming back into me

 

I actually give a damn about TVs and grades and kids disobeying the rules. How about that eh?

 

But I have to say it annoys me when we sit down for a cozy thirty mins of TV and attempt to watch OITNB and the mouths of the actors are not In sync with their voices . Somehow just viewing lesbian sex in prison on the screen is not enough context and for me

 

I love my (2) phones. I love my blogs and other blogs.

I hate I- readers. Yuck

 

I hate when people in real life prefer their virtual world to the real me I offer myself up on a silver platter on

 

I hate when I ignore my family and my family ignores me because of technology

I

hate that after 5 yrs I still think I have a learning disability when it comes to PowerPoint.

 

And I will always love.. And always will hate technology of any sort

 


Tonight I just pray that my TV, electric toothbrush .. Phones,  blow-dryer and everything else works . I don't want to weep any longer

 

And I hope my alarm goes off tomorrow (I guess)