PoopDeck

 I kinda like it when my kids get into my blog-it is funny. I don’t really like them following it regularly (which they don’t) because I have a problem with my kids sometimes seeing me air my dirty laundry to the world..but here and there I get a kick out of it.

Well today my boys told me I had to write a post about this one.

So this is for you boys!

It’s about poo.  Dedicated to you.

 Scene: Beautiful sunny day on the lake. After a busy weekend a little quiet boat ride and ski just the little family. All 5 on the boat and very fun although lightly irritated mood since Beauty being pulled on one water ski behind the boat and crying and screaming most the time. Very irritating. We still have no clue as to why 50% of time she does this. She is super good. Why oh why does she cry? She never tells us-she just does. It is never ending and very annoying.

A flock of 8 ducks fly above us fairly low. We look up at watch their gracefulness and beauty.

They shit on our heads. Us three in the front. Loads and loads of shit.

We three in front are totally shocked and don’t speak for what feels like minutes.

Then we begin to laugh and cry and almost puke. Bear who was most affected starts saying over and over “They shit on me..they shit on me..they shit on me”

Usually we don’t like swearing in our home but this was sooooooo funny. All Chase and I and Dad could do is laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and he said it over and over and over again.

Beauty continued to cry in the back of the boat. Now even harder as we stopped the boat to sit and laugh about shit and ignored her even more.

So we all wiped it off, it was gross.

We continued to laugh and cry for a long time.

The boys (being boys) thought a blog post was in order.

It’s fun at this age to sometimes just stoop way low and join in the fun. Take a break from being their mentors and role models and just be...ourselves basically.

And basically talk about shit. With our kids.

It’s fun to have one kid name your post and the other say” All it takes is a little bird shit to make the humor of the day better.”

I most certainly agree! That just about did it to put me back in a good mood.

Next time I am irritated or down…..I will hope a bird comes along and dumps on my head.

Excellent solution child!