Girl… You are Amazing Just the Way you Are

 

 

 

Scene: Subway sandwich dinner a deux for the special part 2 BIG talk about the Birds and the Bees. This time no more biology more value focused for when she is older (much, much older of course).

 

Potential outcomes: The person in this story will kill me.

 

Probable outcomes: She will laugh so hard one day to read this and remember just how sweet she was (is)

 

 

Mommy: So…before we have our BIG talk-tell me what you know about sex first?

 

Amazing Girl: Well the boy takes his weeny and lies on top of the girl and puts his weeny into her vagegeee. Then they live happily ever after.

 

Mommy: What does happily ever after mean?

 

Amazing Girl: Well it means Life Mom. Like God and stuff.

 

Mommy: Life and God?

 

Amazing Girl: Well ya…like they live happily ever after and create life. Like..you know like life is a miracle and like they have created one together because they did that stuff.

 

Mommy: takes a bite of sandwich even though none left as needs some space to smile

 

Mommy: So do people only have sex to have babies then?

 

Amazing Girl: Well ya duh. Sometimes the bigger the family the more times you get to do it then. I heard someone say it feels good so I guess that is why.

 

PS-and then we got home and she read on internet that a poor little girl at 6 yrs old had died so she made posters and posted them all over the walls with the girls pictures and wrote “Pray for Annaline”. If it’s an important cause for Justin Bieber..it’s an important one for her too.

 

HeeeeeeHeeeeeee! Love this Amazing Girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If God hears her version of sex she is surely getting her place in heaven.

Nun camp was good for this childJ)