Saturday, August 03, 2013

Guilty as Charged




We tried to protect them. Really we did.

We did our best to keep them from evil. Near safety.

For the longest time we made sure they led a normal life. Had rules. Were human.

We didn’t mean for it to happen.

It crept up slowly.

Sometimes we suspect it is genetic.

I think we can’t help ourselves.

They model after us after all . They are our children

We try to set a good example most of the year.

This vacation seemed to break them.

We seemed to break them.

They stooped as low as us and raised as high

They joined our private cult

They took on our dark sides

Our vacations selves they became. The temptation was just too strong

We all have summer selves now

Now they:

Sleep in their clothes too

eat lunch at 3:30pm

9:30pm is considered an earlier dinner. 10pm average. 10:30pm a tad late

The day starts around 1:15 pm often

Stay up until 1pm most nights and fall into bed

Rain is seen not as a time to clean but to read and relax and watch movies

Sequester themselves from life and wear hoodies three sizes to small

Forget to take showers for 2 weeks

Hang out in Jacuzzis a whole awful lot

Don’t speak on the phone unless absolutely necessary

Don’t want to think of any type of reality. Plainly ignore as much as possible

Putting on a lifejacket is  considered exercise

Blast music very,very loudly

Wrap hundreds of blankets on them at night sitting out on the porch

Light candles with the pleasure of a pyromaniacs

Sleep on the sleeping dock with their friends (aka “sleepless nights dock”)

Spread Nutella thickly on bread in the morning

Drive boats in the rain to do an errand as we don’t do cars up here
 
They are hedonists. Just like their parents. They have become us

And then they go back to normal life when it is said and done until the next vacation..the next weekend…the next pleasure.

They are our cottage children to the core.

We have guilt-but deep down we are deeply proud.

Monsters of country pleasures.

Ahhh….