Spanx is God’s gift to woman in my humble opinion. Every
woman who has anything close to curves, breasts or a butt should own some. AKA
all womankind.
Forget all the giraffes and zebras in Noah’s Ark that I
guess God gave as gifts (right?)…Spanx is way way up there.As God’s gift to us
all
Honestly anyone over 40 yrs. really needs to wear Spaxn
when that are wearing a tight fitting dress (with very few exceptions) I just personally
feel that after 40yrs even the thinnest of frames need some smoothing out. Don’t
you agree?
I saw a women this week with the nicest dress on ever. So
nice in fact (and so missing a spanx sheath dress underneath) that I wanted to
go up to her and say “It is unbelievable what a little piece of elastic cloth
would do for that dress. Don’t walk…RUN…to your closet department store Girl”
Of course I just said “I like your dress”
And of course then she will just go on and on and on
having little butt bulges in the back sticking out all over the place under the
pretty outfit.
Anyways I would not consider anymore not wearing these
babies pretty much with most outfits. Even workout clothes. As I write this I
am getting depressed as I realize that spanx is more and more needed as I age.
Soon I will be wearing it to bed! (never! I am a naked bed girl most days of
the week)That being said if I got divorced and was with a new man..I might need
to wear it to bed and even in the shower! Thank God I have been married to the
same man for 17 yrs.
All that to say I realized something about spanx the
other day as I was getting ready for my workout and putting a little number on.
I realized that my workout was already done
by the time it made it onto my body.
Is it that I buy too small
spanx??????????????????????????
Is is possible that my butt is getting bigger????????????????????????
I don’t remember spanx being that hard to get on
before??????????????????
It must be because I don’t have my cleaning lady anymore
and my new housekeeper is running my spanx in the dryer behind my back. That must be it. (PS-everything is my
other housekeeper who quit’s fault. Absolutely everything).
I mean these things are made to be tight but seriously to
be totally out of breath by the time it is on? Is this normal? I mean I could
not even take my blood pressure as the instructions clearly say “never take
reading after a workout?” Did my spanx workout qualify? Is that why I have high blood
pressure in the mornings after I am dressed? I am going to call my doctor
immediately with this new piece of information. Yes I think that is it.
Anyways two lessons to these posts: 1) wear spanx-please
2) cancel your membership to the gym and just buy it two sizes too small.
And NO I am not a sales rep for this company. But maybe I
should be.
