Before
anything else in case my kids miss us and are reading…we love you!!!! Forever
and a day!!! Weather is beautiful here and having a super time. Hope you all
are too with Didi!!!
My eyes are
green
Always have
been and always will be
Lately I have
drawn some attention to them because I colored my hair much darker and so many
more people have noticed my eyes
But this is
not about those types of green eyes but the green eyed monster that has veered
her head a few times in the last couple of weeks
Yesterday was
a great first day (and today a super second one) Gorgeous weather so far (rare
for us) great and relaxing time, amazing beach and pool. We topped it all off
last night with, massages on the balcony with the sound of the ocean lapping. Heaven.
I was sitting
inside the condo and could hear my Hubby talking to the massage therapist after
the massage:
“Oooooooh
that was :Fantastic”
“Oh my god-
that was like the best feeling ever”
“Awwww I have
not felt that good in forever”
Oh my god
that was soooooooo good and amazing”
It sounded as
if they had just had a (really good) roll in the hay together. PS- she is
pretty and blond.
So then it
was my turn and before I even lay down on the table she is telling me how amazingly
lucky I am to be married to my husband. She said he has the nicest long legs
ever (really…I have never thought of or measured his legs) and that the fact he
is cooking while I am getting my massage… that he is the best husband ever and
I should never let him go.
I felt like I
was a voyeur peeking into an affair. It was really funny and really weird.
I mean my husband
is a really really good looking guy. As
in really. And I know it. Totally classy and refined and good old fashioned
clean-cut, but sexy, salt and pepper hair-light blue like the ocean eyes kind
of good looking. He has the height too at 6 feet tall and with extra weight
(aka about 30 lbs!) in last couple of years beefs him up a bit which is also
nice.
I know he is
a cutie and I am proud of it.
But lately
man oh man the woman are after him. Last week it was bagels
I see a
really super yummy bag of fresh baked bagels on the counter at home and I ask
who they are from?
He says “a
gift from a client”.
A gift from a
client? Who gives their the real estate attorney bagels?
I asked more questions
and found out it was a divorced single woman client.
Now this is all coming together.
And I started
saying in a really loud and clear voice “That is like totally unacceptable!” “A
totally unacceptable gift to give your Notary”.
The kids were
all laughing sooooo hard. Chase ran downstairs and told Bear all about it and
they were dying laughing at what I said.
Hubby felt so
proud of how jealous I was . He pretended to be annoyed but we all know it was
a show. He told this bagel story to anyone who will listen. I good kinda play
up these jealousy moments as good for his ego. And then I happily ate those
yummy bagels for breakfast all week and that made my family laugh even harder.
So all of
this to say it seems with my darker hair my green eyes are green eyed monster eyes.
I am happy that there is still some jealousy there-shows we still care doesn’t it?
After almost 18 yrs of marriage this must be good right?
I will
shortly go in the double shower room (very cool!) with this hot man of mine and
both masseur lady and bagel woman can be jealous themselves. (Kids I hope you
have stopped reading because trust me I know from very firsthand experience
just how gross and creepy it is when parents talk about intimacy to their
kids!!!!!!!!) I am hoping I lost your interest after my first sentenceJ
PS-I still
think giving a bagel to your lawyer is plain weird. And very very bold.
PSS-the
massage therapist said that I had the silkiest smoothest skin ever and that I
was a lot less hairy than my husband (thank god!) I guess she likes woman too.
