Wednesday, July 02, 2014

Sometimes Our Offspring can be Freaks




Like today.

And trust me it is not genetic. And if it is-it skipped a generation.

Chase is not a teenager who shuts himself in his room-like as in ever. Unless it is to study or sleep. He loves being around us. Even when he is mad he will slam a door and come right back and say sorry. He does not stay in his room.

Today I called home and my Mom said he stayed in his room all day. What?

Then Bear said that Chase was seen with rubber gloves and a full face mask on when he went to eat in the kitchen at various points in the day? What the F….k???

Then I find three massive bottles of hand sanitizer in our kitchen that were not there that morning? Hmmm..

Then he tells me he is going out to dinner? He is going to spend his money? All making sense now people…

I figured it out! Beauty was home sick today…hence …of course…he is protecting himself from germs!!!! Why of course!!!

This all makes perfect sense right? That he would know exactly where to locate the box that was sent to me during the H1M1 Pandemic Flu crisis by my company full of masks and gloves hidden in our basement. Why wouldn’t he know where to find that!

Of course this does not make sense..This is utterly obsessive and ridiculous!!!!

Our son is a freak.

Anyways what it all made me realise is that as they get older they become who they want to become no matter what. That’s how life goes. He obviously wants to be the starring on “My weird obsessions”. Good for him.

Jolly good.

We are related right?

God I love this child with all my heart and soul. He may be a little bit of freak in some ways but man oh man is he funny and unique. I love him to bits. And he is such a gorgeous one too-he even looks amazing in a face mask and gloves all tucked away and hidden. Woman will love this one. Grown woman drool over him.

And despite me thinking he is crazy……I think this is the most adorable ridiculous thing I have ever seen.

He is mineJ

I contributed to making himJ