Everyone has one ..so just admit it ok?
When you stand in front of a mirror-a natural reflex
takes over and you do something automatically..on auto pilot…often very bizarre
and strange.
I know people who become blind when looking in the mirror
and literally almost close their eyes shut. Others stick big magnifying glasses
to the mirror .Some only look at the
left side of the mirror and their faces. Others obesssively pick away at
blemishes. Some automatically study their teeth. Some stick there tongues out.
Some put on a big wide and fake smile. Some people eyes role to the back of
their heads and they feel dizzy. Some open their eyes so wide that if the wind
were to blow their arched eyebrows would stay that way.
Have some fun! Go watch and see. It is there. I Promise.
Look into the mirror.
Personally my mirror face is so instinctive and automatic
for so many years now I barely notice but lately I have noticed more and more.
It is quite obsessive actually (in line with most other parts of my personality
thank goodness)
I look in mirror and bang…..my mouth opens into a great
big wide “O” almost a big surprised look. I position my tongue at back of mouth
and kind of click click
This
is not a joke it is real.
(No reason to stop reading my blog! I am not crazy-just
admit my mirror face to the public across the world. You will see yours too
when you go an take a look!)
Can’t look into a mirror without my mouth opening wide.
Yup.
When I become aware of it I try to stop but a few seconds
later there it is again my mouth open and tongue positioned in back of mouth.(
It becomes super awkward in the morning on conference calls when I am trying to
apply makeup and speak on phone. Hard).
I wonder which of my parents caused my mirror face? I
love blaming them for things that I don’t understand. Eenie meenie miney mo.You
win Mom!
If I had nothing better to do I would hang out in
bathrooms of big shopping centers and just watch as people exit the toilet and
look in the mirror. This could be a full time career if ever I become desperate.
I could be like one of those totally annoying mimes and walk behind people and
imitate how they look in the mirror. I might just go to to SeaWorld or Disney
and see if they are posting such a position. With a my new boss starting today
you just never knowJ))
So go NOW and analyze your face in the mirror. If you are
my Mom and her friends up at my cottage reading this go all together and have a
good laugh. If you want to find it even funnier go to the bathroom upstairs
where the mirror is crooked and makes your face look 20 lbs heavier than it is
and then look in the mirror. Mom there is even a built in magnifying glass for
you attached for your personal enjoyment! Enjoy ladies!
