Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Boy Troubles


 


“Mom I can’t go to my science tutor tomorrow afterschool”



Why not?



“I just can’t. I don’t want to”


You don’t want too???? You are failing science! We just changed tutors as you begged me telling me this girl has helped you so much and is great! You got your first good mark in science last week after she helped you last week! Have you gone mad??

“I can’t go!”


Why the hell not????


“Because my science test is on the penis”


(laugh laugh laugh from all of us)



“I can’t get quizzed by a girl in Sec 5 on the penis”


Hmm….what to do..?


“You need to go anyways (laughter) It will be hilarious!”


“Ok mom..can you send her a text in advance and warn her about the penis quizzing?”


Sure sweetie anything for youJ